"You Wouldn’t Put A Donk On It" unfolds in a dystopian present, where the proliferation of bootlegs and remixes has reached such heights that they have been outlawed. A draconian future government is now retroactively prosecuting DJs from our era. On June 7th, we will mount our final resistance against the oppressive regime of tomorrow. Expect to encounter illicit bootlegs, contraband 'donks', and forbidden originals—each deemed criminal acts in this future tyranny. Our initial salvo features Donnay Soldier, kkbutterfly27xx, Alterum from Mums Against Donk, and Boy Racer—all branded as future criminal masterminds wanted for their audacious crimes against music. This immersive event is a celebration, a defiant shout against what might be stripped away unless we dare to resist now. Join us in our crusade to ruin the future.